"My cooking is so bad, my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."   Phyllis Diller

"I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking."   Carrie P. Snow

or, maybe this...

"I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking."  Katherine Cebrian

• You won't have to waste time standing in front of the fridge wondering what on earth to eat for dinner tonight
• You won't have to "graze" on unhealthy, random foods you find lying around your kitchen (remember that cardboard cookie you found crumbled up in the bottom of the box last week?  Yuck!)
• You won't find yourself at 5:32 p.m. waiting in line at a fast food joint ordering greasy, unhealthy sacks of burgers and fries
• You'll get homecooked meals prepared just for you ~ according to YOUR tastes, YOUR likes and dislikes and your specific dietary needs
• Have you looked at food labels lately?  Chef Jo meals are made from whole, unprocessed foods ~ no chemicals, no preservatives. 
• You will feel so good providing your family with healthy, nutritious meals 
• You save time ~ you do NO shopping or cooking
• No more spending precious time scouring pots and pans!  Even slow cookers have throw-away liners.  How easy can it get!?
• You get quality time to sit down with your family and enjoy a great meal
• Because, you may be one of the many people who feel just like this: